RED FANG

H.O.L.Y. F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. M.I.S.S.O.U.L.A. That show was off the chizzy. Fo’ shizzy. There could not be a better way to end a tour than that show. Well, that’s not true, but The Zepp isn’t getting back together anytime soon and I’m not exactly sure how you’d make beer bottles out of hot wings, so… We met a new friend in Missoula named Jason: It was like hanging out with a gigantic Teddy Bear all night. A twenty-five beer drinking, whole chicken eatin’, a mosh pit clearin’, bass playin’ Soundgarden crankin, Teddy Bear. Thanks for the hospitality buddy! As you read this, the boys are traipsing around the European countryside and I’m hoping that someone (hint, hint) is taking some photos and will start putting them up. That is, if they are not to busy eating brats and pouring schnauzer sized bottles of amazing beer on their faces. But even if that doesn’t happen keep tuned in because we have another big tour coming up in July. This time we will be heading out on the Mayhem Fest tou...

Woke up early and hit the road, Aaron was real excited about the six hour drive: We bought Snow Cat and Carl a new buddy along the way, we’re calling him Glowbra: That’s right, a glow in the dark cobra head. Jealous much? And it was only $2.99. Christmas came early this year folks. Saviours met up with us last night: They’ll be on the rest of the tour with us, I will make sure to keep you up on the debauchery that is sure to ensue. Them boys aren’t afraid to look a party in dead in the eye and say, “You wanna go?” After the show we stayed with our new friend Cameron who lives in an awesome Quonset hut that was converted into a recording studio check it out here . He and his wife completely took care of us, feeding us, and letting us louse up both their shower and couches. Thanks Cameron. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I can swear during the last tour I said there was a better chance of me taking a cheese grader to my genitals than me ever get back in the van with these guys if the thermo...