RED FANG

I’ve been sitting here for the last three days trying to figure out how to tie the last three shows together and wrap up the rest of the tour. For a while it started to look like that scene in Ace Ventura when he's trying to figure out the Finkle and Einhorn connection … Then it hit me! What links this all together? Awesomeness. That’s right, All three shows were chock full of awesome. Let’s take a look at some photos and you’ll see what I mean. Denver: A green room full of beer, BBQ and one white pony: Awesome. Staying with Aaron’s folks: Awesome. Look at those two. How can you not have a good time? Maybe if your idea of a good time is getting kicked in the crotch while eating a dog shit taco, you might not have any fun. But if that’s what you really wanted, I’m betting Aaron’s dad would probably work that out for you. Salt Lake City: Punk rock girls with 666 dyed in their head: Pretty awesome. Not to mention getting to hang with Tonino and all the Salt Lake homies. Although, 3.2 ...

It might just look like david took a shitty photo of he crowd, but what you don't know is that it's not his fault, his camera was on acid. Some real sketchy stuff, it was brown and had a little picture of a Bandito flipping you off on it. After this picture was taken his camera thought it was a banana, and for like six hours it wouldn't let anybody near it, 'cause it was afraid people were going to peel and eat it. Some real heavy shit. Besides that, it was easily the best SLC show in Red Fang history. The staff at the venue was awesome, sound guy ruled and crowd was cool as hell. Both opening bands ( Bird Eater and Top Dead Celebrity ) were great and stand up dudes to boot. Then to top it all off Jesse from Top Dead Celebrity hooks us with a free room at his family's hotel about eighty miles towards Denver. Hands down one of the coolest things to happen on tour in a long time. So far we've been driving too much to get in any real amount of trouble. But as soo...