RED FANG

Where the hell was I? Oh yeah… Buffalo, NY 11/26/11 Okay, so we stopped at Niagara Falls, and it was great and beautiful and all that shit: But the best part was the signs that they have all around the park. While we only spotted maybe three that actually told you anything you wanted to know about the waterfall (that fact that 650,000 gallons a second gave over that bad boy was pretty badass) there was a few others that really got us thinking. Here’s a couple favorites. If you really need this sign to tell you it’s a bad idea to crawl over the fence, well—maybe you should climb over the fence. And it turns out, if the sidewalks get wet up there, it makes you dance like an extra in the Thriller video. Washington DC 11/27/11 On the way to the show we got stuck in a traffic jam that lasted close to three years. When we finally got moving (at this point we were already an hour late to load in and close to two hours from the club) the lady behind us was nice enough to rear-end us. At the ti...

Washington D.C. 3/05/09 Isn't funny how the departure of one person can make an entire city better? Just being in the same vicinity as Obama gave me my own little stimulus package. Speaking of stimulus packages, congrats to our old friend Aaron Draplin on this . Pretty awesome stuff. Speaking of pretty awesome stuff, Earthless left this note in the bathroom for us: I'd get in a fight for Isaiah, Mario or Mike, those guys rule. Speaking of people that rule, we stayed with John's old friend Jeanna: She's goes to school full time, where they teach you about Christopher Columbus. Speaking of Columbus... Columbus, Ohio 3/06/09 Getting to the green room in this place was crazy. You had to go through this hatch in the floor, down a ladder, through a dark hallway to get to it. The whole process was very Silence Of The Lambs, I keep waiting so hear “It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again” come out of the back room. Dammit, if I had the photos that are on...