RED FANG

Okay, we gotta lot of ground to cover, so let’s get to it: Indianapolis, IN. 11/17/11 Yeah, this really happened. Barney the fucking purple dinosaur was doing a show in the same building. I know what your thinking, and the answer is yes, he does have really good weed. (Just kidding Barney’s lawyers, I have no idea what his weed is like.) Pittsburgh, PA 11/18/11 There was a time when I’d take notes about what happened in every city so I could remember any funny shit that went down. This was not one of those times. New York, NY 11/19/11 1,800 people in the door before the boys went on. 1,800! Now, I’m no mathamagician but that’s almost a million. Aaron got so excited that his pants broke out in a thick brown sweat: Philadelphia, PA 11/20/11 This is our old friend Paula: She’s a total badass. She’s played bass in Whipped, Tourette’s Lautrec and a bunch of other bitchin’ bands, she’s one of the founding members of Camp Fantasy, a world traveler, has beat the big C and is now a lawyer. She ...

I know it's been a while, shut up. Since it was a while ago and there is a lot of ground to cover to catch up you're getting the CliffsNotes version. Burlington, Vermont 2/25/09 They had the best food of any club on tour: Yeah that's pork tenderloin, salmon, potato leek soup, garlic mashers... What you don't see is the cheesecake and chocolate torte. It was stupid. Really. It was Maurice Bryan Giles birthday so we fed him cocktails 'till he looked like this . Awoke the next morning hoping to hear that the trend of naming food after Red Fang had reached Ben And Jerry, but no such luck. Ben, Jerry, if you're out there we got some ideas. Wait—is depression a flavor? Portland, Maine 2/26/09 The one thing that sticks out from this show is a completely shit-faced guy asking me about twenty-five times if I was Reverend Peyton . Poughkeepsie, New York 2/27/09 I can't find the crowd photo from that night, so just imagine four hundred thousand screaming fans throwing...