RED FANG

Just a quick heads up, getting off work at 4:30 AM and killing the following three hours ‘till the boys pick you up, crushing beers and watching Family Guy on Hulu, isn’t the best way to start tour. You’re better off just waking up about five hours into the eight hour drive to Boise, throwing a couple quick splashes of Tabasco in your eyes and punching yourself in the crotch. You’ll feel the same without spending as much money. Just sayin’. All that aside, it feels damn good to get back on the road. This is where we feel most comfortable. Tour is like your favorite, old Tshirt. The one with holes and the weird yellow pit stains; when you’re in it you look like shit and smell like a Texas trash can in mid-July, but man do you feel right. Just look how relaxed Bryan is already: Before the show we took a stroll around town to soak in the sights. For a city it’s size there was no lack of wildlife: When we got back to the van this was lying on the ground next to the passenger door: Coul...

Woke up early and hit the road, Aaron was real excited about the six hour drive: We bought Snow Cat and Carl a new buddy along the way, we’re calling him Glowbra: That’s right, a glow in the dark cobra head. Jealous much? And it was only $2.99. Christmas came early this year folks. Saviours met up with us last night: They’ll be on the rest of the tour with us, I will make sure to keep you up on the debauchery that is sure to ensue. Them boys aren’t afraid to look a party in dead in the eye and say, “You wanna go?” After the show we stayed with our new friend Cameron who lives in an awesome Quonset hut that was converted into a recording studio check it out here . He and his wife completely took care of us, feeding us, and letting us louse up both their shower and couches. Thanks Cameron. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I can swear during the last tour I said there was a better chance of me taking a cheese grader to my genitals than me ever get back in the van with these guys if the thermo...