RED FANG

Okay, we gotta lot of ground to cover, so let’s get to it: Indianapolis, IN. 11/17/11 Yeah, this really happened. Barney the fucking purple dinosaur was doing a show in the same building. I know what your thinking, and the answer is yes, he does have really good weed. (Just kidding Barney’s lawyers, I have no idea what his weed is like.) Pittsburgh, PA 11/18/11 There was a time when I’d take notes about what happened in every city so I could remember any funny shit that went down. This was not one of those times. New York, NY 11/19/11 1,800 people in the door before the boys went on. 1,800! Now, I’m no mathamagician but that’s almost a million. Aaron got so excited that his pants broke out in a thick brown sweat: Philadelphia, PA 11/20/11 This is our old friend Paula: She’s a total badass. She’s played bass in Whipped, Tourette’s Lautrec and a bunch of other bitchin’ bands, she’s one of the founding members of Camp Fantasy, a world traveler, has beat the big C and is now a lawyer. She ...

I’m kinda bummed that I got so excited about the porn guy yesterday. That happened in Pittsburgh. Would have been such a great post for today, I couldn’t help my self though. Bryan was pissed that I didn’t take photos of the guy for the blog, but the last thing I wanted to do was get my ass kicked in a coffee shop by a dude with a boner. Should have done it, that would’ve have been an amazing ending to that story. That’s some shit to tell your grandkids about. “How did you get that scar Grampa?” “Well that’s a funny sorry, Billy…” Incase you have never been to the Iron City there is one thing you should know, they are deadly serious about football. Everywhere you go is a sea of yellow and black. Even Old Dirty Ron can’t escape: So we were a little worried when we rolled into town just in time to see the Steelers lose. They don’t take that kinda stuff lightly. In the end it was an awesome show. The Smiling Moose rules. They took care of us. Sound was great, crowd was awesome, can’t wait...