RED FANG

Man, writing today is tough. After spending the last two days in the van we finally got to Aaron’s parents house, we’ve got the day off and they’ve got cable. Nothing can make me do absolutely nothing quicker than a Law and Order marathon. Oh shit! The kid that got murdered, her last name is Coyle on this episode! Might be a while… Oh no! Now there’s food that hasn’t spent the last three hours under a heat lamp! Look at my lips. It’s like a Suckerfish with a bad Collagene implants. But I guess that’s what home cooking looks like. Are you kidding me? Fresh baked cookies? Oh boy. There might be a nap in my future. Time for some Scrabble… John didn’t want anyone to see his receding hairline (or as I call it the Gulf Of Mexico ) so I threw a little Photoshop magic on there. Took the liberty of cleaning up Aaron's dad while I was at it. You're welcome Kurt. I think I smell stew, we’ll catch up later… —Coyle Tour To Live!

First off, can I get a “Hell yeah!” for Denver? Man, Denver always kicks so much ass and last night was no exception. That being said, if I never did the drive between Salt Lake City and Denver again it would be way to soon. It always looks exactly like this: The same horizon for a quarter bajillion miles and the threat of a snowstorm—even in July. And there is always a 2:00 PM load in time or some crap like that, so you have to leave SLC at 4:00 AM. Oh well, the people in Denver always make that drive worth it. The things you do for love… On the drive Bryan came up with another one of his million dollar ideas, the gaming hood: How does it work you ask? It’s easy. You simply take a t-shirt (For the authentic version, wear the shirt for a few days straight. Don’t forget to play three rock shows while wearing it) and stick it over your head. Now grab your PSP or game boy (if you currently live in 1986) and cram it in there with your head to create your own video game paradise. Now do you...