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Atlanta, GA. 11/22/09

There’s no crowd photo. Don’t ask. I’ve been watching the cursor blink for about two hours now. Nothing. Can’t come up with a damn thing. My brain is fried. Too much time in the van, it’s not like nothing happened. It was Henry’s birthday and he still went out of his way to put on the show. That was awesome. We finally got to spend some of our Taco Bell bucks: That’s a whole lotta number three. Bryan and I got to do the last of some good-old-fashion smoking—inside like god intended. Nothing like smoking in the great indoors. The burning eyes, the smell of a heavily smoked shirt… Beacons back to a time when light cigarettes were considered a wise health choice and mayonnaise was still considered salad dressing. All this talk about healthy living makes me want a butt, we'll talk soon. —Coyle Tour To Live!

Denver, Colorado 10/9/09

First off, can I get a “Hell yeah!” for Denver? Man, Denver always kicks so much ass and last night was no exception. That being said, if I never did the drive between Salt Lake City and Denver again it would be way to soon. It always looks exactly like this: The same horizon for a quarter bajillion miles and the threat of a snowstorm—even in July. And there is always a 2:00 PM load in time or some crap like that, so you have to leave SLC at 4:00 AM. Oh well, the people in Denver always make that drive worth it. The things you do for love… On the drive Bryan came up with another one of his million dollar ideas, the gaming hood: How does it work you ask? It’s easy. You simply take a t-shirt (For the authentic version, wear the shirt for a few days straight. Don’t forget to play three rock shows while wearing it) and stick it over your head. Now grab your PSP or game boy (if you currently live in 1986) and cram it in there with your head to create your own video game paradise. Now do you...

Indianapolis, Indiana 2/19/09

Really? You want me to remember what happened three days ago? I can't remember what happened three hours ago. Okay. I know that the crowd was awesome, as you can see, and there was some beer... Man, I gotta lay off the sauce. —Coyle Tour To Live!