Saturday, November 14, 2009

Lawrence, Kansas 11/11/09

An open letter to the Kansas State Department Of Transportation:

Dear Sirs/Madams,
While your state is quite beautiful, seven hours of the same view on I-70 is mind numbingly dangerous. May I suggest some of the following to spruce up the corridor between Denver and Lawrence?
1) Billboards with pictures of naked ladies/men.
2) Free range Zebras.
3) Shooting ranges.
4) Packs of bloodthirsty bikers driving dune buggies, hell bent on stealing your newborn and selling it on the black market.
5) More rest areas.
More-or-less anything to make staring at this for this for extended periods of time less likely to make you jerk the wheel into some poor farmers field just for some excitement.

Thanks for your time,
Chris Coyle
Road Chief
Red Fang

P.S. Tour To Live!

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