RED FANG

Due to a canceled show in Alabama there was a three day gap between Tampa and our show in Denton. Luckily, Aaron and John's good friend Kayli lives in Denton and was nice enough to put up with us for a couple days. Which was above and beyond since her sister's family was also staying there. So, between her sister's family and us there were seven children running around her family's beautiful home. Thank god Kayli's thirteen-month-old Katie was there to keep us in check. That girl was a bad-ass. Really. She was pounding beers like Lindsey Lohan on the way to rehab: It's too bad I lost the photos of her crushing all those Jager bombs... Later in the night things got a little tense when she ripped off David's sun glasses and called him a “Punk bitch.” He had to fight her, what was he going to do, lose face in front of all us? He got whooped, of course, but there are some things you just can't back down from. A quick dip in the pool the next morning to wash ...

Orlando, Florida 3/13/09 So, after the show we are heading over to stay with John's cousin Les and his wife Jen, when we stop by a 7-11 to grab some beer. We are waiting in line to pay for our goods when this guy starts talking to us: Well, to say that he was talking is to give him some credit. It was more of a slur/mumble type thing. I wasn't really sure what the hell was going on but somehow Bryan understood him. Turns out he was a magician and wanted to show us a card trick. At 2:30 in the morning. In a 7-11. While trying to carry an armload Sutter Homes white wine. I just tried to put down in words how absolutely horrible this guy was at magic, and that he told us he did it for a living, but it can do it no justice. It's one of those stories that if you were there, you will never forget. But if you try to explain to someone you'll get back looks that say “ Wow, I'll never get that two minutes back...” Sorry. Shit. Tampa, Florida 3/14/09 Since we only had a coup...