Orlando, Florida 3/13/09
So, after the show we are heading over to stay with John's cousin Les and his wife Jen, when we stop by a 7-11 to grab some beer. We are waiting in line to pay for our goods when this guy starts talking to us:
Well, to say that he was talking is to give him some credit. It was more of a slur/mumble type thing. I wasn't really sure what the hell was going on but somehow Bryan understood him. Turns out he was a magician and wanted to show us a card trick. At 2:30 in the morning. In a 7-11. While trying to carry an armload Sutter Homes white wine.
I just tried to put down in words how absolutely horrible this guy was at magic, and that he told us he did it for a living, but it can do it no justice. It's one of those stories that if you were there, you will never forget. But if you try to explain to someone you'll get back looks that say “ Wow, I'll never get that two minutes back...”
Sorry.
Shit.
Tampa, Florida 3/14/09
Since we only had a couple hour drive, we had the day to kill in Tampa.
John and Bryan got a make over:
David got in touch with his inner Buccaneer:
Bryan and I weaseled our way into watch Brain Posehn do stand-up (which was funny as hell) and had a little post show bro-down:
If you are real bored you can play a little game of Where's Waldo and try to find him in the crowd shot.
We had the next day off so we did what any rational human beings would do went swimming in the ocean. I introduced John and Bryan to one of my favorite water sports: Left handed catch! Nothing will make the people on the beach think you are a group of developmentally challenged adults faster than trying to throw with your opposite hand. Don't believe me? Check this video of Bryan out:
Told ya.
—Coyle
Tour To Live!
So, after the show we are heading over to stay with John's cousin Les and his wife Jen, when we stop by a 7-11 to grab some beer. We are waiting in line to pay for our goods when this guy starts talking to us:
Well, to say that he was talking is to give him some credit. It was more of a slur/mumble type thing. I wasn't really sure what the hell was going on but somehow Bryan understood him. Turns out he was a magician and wanted to show us a card trick. At 2:30 in the morning. In a 7-11. While trying to carry an armload Sutter Homes white wine.I just tried to put down in words how absolutely horrible this guy was at magic, and that he told us he did it for a living, but it can do it no justice. It's one of those stories that if you were there, you will never forget. But if you try to explain to someone you'll get back looks that say “ Wow, I'll never get that two minutes back...”
Sorry.
Shit.
Tampa, Florida 3/14/09
Since we only had a couple hour drive, we had the day to kill in Tampa.John and Bryan got a make over:
David got in touch with his inner Buccaneer:
Bryan and I weaseled our way into watch Brain Posehn do stand-up (which was funny as hell) and had a little post show bro-down:
If you are real bored you can play a little game of Where's Waldo and try to find him in the crowd shot.We had the next day off so we did what any rational human beings would do went swimming in the ocean. I introduced John and Bryan to one of my favorite water sports: Left handed catch! Nothing will make the people on the beach think you are a group of developmentally challenged adults faster than trying to throw with your opposite hand. Don't believe me? Check this video of Bryan out:
Told ya.
—Coyle
Tour To Live!
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