Cleveland, Ohio 11/14/09

Aaron noticed that one of the headlights was out on our way out the show, so we got up and found an auto parts store for a new one:

(Insert “How many members of Red Fang does it take to change a light bulb?” Joke here)

Oh shit! So am I at coffee shop right now and there is a guy in front of me on one of the house computers watching porn. Some crazy hardcore stuff too! Who the hell does that? Just chillin, drinking a cup of coffee, watching some Blacks On Blondes… It’s a nice place too, not some hole in the wall, there is a ton of people in here. The best part is Bryan in on the computer right behind him and doesn’t even notice. If he starts unbuttoning his pants I’m outta here.

Where was I? Oh yeah, the Cleve’. Uh… I can’t pay attention, this guy is killing me. Pull it together Coyle. Okay. Blog. Let’s do this.

What do you need to know? Umm… We drank beers out of this tub all night only to find out that someone puked in it and no one washed it before they put beer in it. That was nice.

David had an out of body experience in the middle of the set.

We stayed with our Cleveland homies Bob and Ryan:

Look at those two, a couple of Ambercrombie and Fitch models. Well, maybe if they had an urban party cammo line coming out.

All in all I would say our whole time there was:

—Coyle

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